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The Story of the PVPer vs the PVEer


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You all know what this is if you have been a forum junky before. Lets make the greatest story every. One word post @ a time. The story of the PVPer vs the PVEer....... BEGINS NOW

 

EDIT::  I will be at the end of each day, maybe two days, place the STORY in the OP for people to read.

 

CHAPTER 1: 

 

There once was a fisherman with a rooster shaped toaster, she hoped to sell seven trade packs but suddenly pirates dressed like Teddybears attacked, caressed, nibbled, and whispered to her seductively while playing croquet with ferrets but rain started melting and vaginas appeared everywhere taunting. So she flapped her lucious lady firran-like lowerlips gracefully.  Then, water trickled around safe zone guards leaving coins everywhere.  Because Fido farted rainbows towards the pirates' sails but after ten days nobody played. 
 
CHAPTER 2: **ongoing**

 

The ugly duckling pvped the fisherman while eating popcorn shrimp, suddenly penguins arrived en masse ready for vaginas but carebears ruined castles made by noobs wearing potatoes on their noses. suddenly a chicken flew over some warzone, shitting bombs

 

 

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Play more. B**ch less.


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Play more. B**ch less.


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Play more. B**ch less.


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